Today's Globe and Mail online poll asks the following: "A new Amnesty International report accused both Israel and Palestinian militants of war crimes stemming from fighting in Gaza seven months ago. Which side should accept more blame?"
ACT NOW! Cast your vote and make the world safe for Bagels!
Don't let the CAF's of the world win...or the Anti-Bagelists for that matter.
The poll is located on the Globe homepage, in the right-hand column.
Friday, July 03, 2009
Ali Mallah Tete: One more Islamist thug of the "Canadian Arab Federation"..pens bizarre paranoid response to Omar Shaban outing
Whats wrong with the Canadian Arab Federation? That's best illustrated by the type of individual it attracts, Khaled Mouammar, Omar Shaban and...Ali Mallah.
Ali Mallah CAF VP, CUPE alternate for Diversity Vice-President for Workers of Colour, and all round entertainer responds to Tarek Fatah's expose of Omar "Thanks for the education now F&CK OFF Canada" Shaban with a bizarre screed in which he propagates the Islamist agenda, extolling the virtues of Hamas, Ahmadinejad etc etc etc...
Highlights from Ali Mallah's screed:
I would not dignify someone like Tarek Fatah with any respond about his lies and ill spirited rush to please his masters. ( Read JOO's)
Ali Mallah supports Ahmadinejad:
No doubts that there are important discussion taking place re: Iran, some of this discussion is very genuine and based on the desire to understand what is going on, while the rest is based on political agenda driven by USA and western governments aided by corporate media ( Read JOO's).
Hates Stephen Harper:
There is an old say” if live in a glass house, don’t through stones at others”. Well, Here in Canada, when the three opposition parties agreed to exercise their democratic rights and topple the Harper’s minority Government (No insane person could argue against the facts that these 3 parties has the higher number of MPs and the total populace votes), An unelected G.G and a PM of a tiny minority shut down parliament and hijacked democracy. Where is the outrage? and where were they when G.W. Bush stole the 2004 election? (Read Neo-Con JOO's)
Canada is the servant of Jews and we're just wrong about Hamas
How about Canada, USA, western Europ and their support to israel. an Occupier and oppressive entity or have they took a clear position on the Palestinian question and the latest brutal massacres of more than 1400 Palestinians in late Dec. 08 and into Jan. 09?
When Hamas was elected by the majority of Palestinians, Canada was the first country to punish them for their “democratic choice” and almost all western media (Read JOO"s) and governments boycotted Palestine.
Ali Says White Folks is racist:
Now, when it comes to Western Corporate Media (Read JOO's) and governments, The hypocrisy is beyond appalling. You could easily spot their Islamphobic views, Racism, Ignorance, Stereotypes and all kind of lies and deception.
Oh, I forgot, it is always the white’s man and women’s burden to liberate the rest of world
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NB: Ali provides his own "Get out of Jail Free Card" with this disclaimer: * Above are my own personal views and do not reflect CAF and or any other group that I am associated with.
Sorry Ali but I'm not buying your Bullshit - You are the Heart and Soul of both CAF and CUPE.
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Screenshots of Ali's rant:

Ali Mallah CAF VP, CUPE alternate for Diversity Vice-President for Workers of Colour, and all round entertainer responds to Tarek Fatah's expose of Omar "Thanks for the education now F&CK OFF Canada" Shaban with a bizarre screed in which he propagates the Islamist agenda, extolling the virtues of Hamas, Ahmadinejad etc etc etc...
Highlights from Ali Mallah's screed:
I would not dignify someone like Tarek Fatah with any respond about his lies and ill spirited rush to please his masters. ( Read JOO's)
Ali Mallah supports Ahmadinejad:
No doubts that there are important discussion taking place re: Iran, some of this discussion is very genuine and based on the desire to understand what is going on, while the rest is based on political agenda driven by USA and western governments aided by corporate media ( Read JOO's).
Hates Stephen Harper:
There is an old say” if live in a glass house, don’t through stones at others”. Well, Here in Canada, when the three opposition parties agreed to exercise their democratic rights and topple the Harper’s minority Government (No insane person could argue against the facts that these 3 parties has the higher number of MPs and the total populace votes), An unelected G.G and a PM of a tiny minority shut down parliament and hijacked democracy. Where is the outrage? and where were they when G.W. Bush stole the 2004 election? (Read Neo-Con JOO's)
Canada is the servant of Jews and we're just wrong about Hamas
How about Canada, USA, western Europ and their support to israel. an Occupier and oppressive entity or have they took a clear position on the Palestinian question and the latest brutal massacres of more than 1400 Palestinians in late Dec. 08 and into Jan. 09?
When Hamas was elected by the majority of Palestinians, Canada was the first country to punish them for their “democratic choice” and almost all western media (Read JOO"s) and governments boycotted Palestine.
Ali Says White Folks is racist:
Now, when it comes to Western Corporate Media (Read JOO's) and governments, The hypocrisy is beyond appalling. You could easily spot their Islamphobic views, Racism, Ignorance, Stereotypes and all kind of lies and deception.
Oh, I forgot, it is always the white’s man and women’s burden to liberate the rest of world
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NB: Ali provides his own "Get out of Jail Free Card" with this disclaimer: * Above are my own personal views and do not reflect CAF and or any other group that I am associated with.
Sorry Ali but I'm not buying your Bullshit - You are the Heart and Soul of both CAF and CUPE.
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Screenshots of Ali's rant:

Xanthippa is recovering from emergency surgery...
Please stop by and wish our friend well.
PS. Xanth I am not answering your e-mail because you are supposed to be resting, now go take care of yourself.
PS. Xanth I am not answering your e-mail because you are supposed to be resting, now go take care of yourself.
Perhaps Mark Steyn's finest piece yet on the Human Rights Racket
"As it happens, opponents of Section 13 – Canada’s thought-crime law – include the Liberal MP Dr Keith Martin, “the brown guy” (as he styles himself); members of the gay group EGALE; the multiculti CanCon novelists at PEN. Yet, no matter how coolly you lay out the case, the assumption of Mr Silva and the group-think drones is that you’re just an old-time white-supremacist homophobic bigot itching to get out the tire-iron. Under the circumstances, Professor Martin demonstrated remarkable forbearance. “That is a classic example of the kind of argumentative technique used by people who support the thought police,” he replied quietly. “I make a principled argument, sir, in favour of freedom of expression. I do not add any baggage to that argument.”
Read on.
Read on.
Globe and Mail : Ontario’s PC party ‘a bunch of old white guys’
Those Metrosexual Racists at the Globe are at it again!
Corps of Commissionaire's victims of Human Rights Racket Shakedown
Corps of Commissionaires CEO Watts calls the cases before the Ontario Human Rights Commission and tribunal a "shakedown."
"There's a whole industry around human rights," he says. "It's free and there's no comeback on an employee if (the employer is) falsely accused. There's no way an employer can win."
Oh Oh Thought Crime detected! Watts must be one of those Neo-Colonial Imperialists who actually believes in the value of our heritage.
"Our culture and structure comes from the Canadian Forces. It's a mindset. We need people who can accept the culture."
The Star's biased headline says it all - Security firm locked in another century
"There's a whole industry around human rights," he says. "It's free and there's no comeback on an employee if (the employer is) falsely accused. There's no way an employer can win."
Oh Oh Thought Crime detected! Watts must be one of those Neo-Colonial Imperialists who actually believes in the value of our heritage.
"Our culture and structure comes from the Canadian Forces. It's a mindset. We need people who can accept the culture."
The Star's biased headline says it all - Security firm locked in another century
The Independence of Jewish Voices
Independent Jewish Voices of Canada (IJV) is a Canadian organisation formed to disagree with Canada’s three primary Jewish communal agencies. This is an important development and one that Canada’s organised Jewish community had better learn to contend with, something it has not yet done.
The Canadian Jewish Congress has, in fact, denied IJV any status in Congress. That is, in my opinion, a foolish decision and one that will ultimately damage Congress more than it does IJV.
The question for me, however, is how “independent” IJV can be when it is over-run by a cadre of new leftists. I have become close to one of IJV’s organisers but remain uncertain of whether or not there is a place for me.
The Canadian Jewish Congress has, in fact, denied IJV any status in Congress. That is, in my opinion, a foolish decision and one that will ultimately damage Congress more than it does IJV.
The question for me, however, is how “independent” IJV can be when it is over-run by a cadre of new leftists. I have become close to one of IJV’s organisers but remain uncertain of whether or not there is a place for me.
Omar Shaban Update: Oh sure, of course! So much for "F... Canada," eh -- at least until his top-notch education is completed
One of the Canadian Arab Federation's best and brightest Omar Shaban knows a good deal when he see's one.
Joe Warmington Toronto Sun - Hates Canada, loves school
"All day yesterday Tarek Fatah, founder of the Muslim Canadian Congress, was saying that "to suggest that this expression of hate against Canada is due to Canada's ill-treatment of the First Nations is a very convenient excuse.
'DISGRACEFUL'
"CAF has turned from being an advocacy group of Arab Canadians to an advocacy group for Hamas, Hezbollah and the dictatorial regime of Iran. To hide behind aboriginal issues to push their agenda is disgraceful and disingenuous."
Fatah added: "Shaban spent most of his life in Lebanon and has never once uttered a single word of outrage at the ill-treatment of the Kurdish people by Arabs or the genocide of the darfuris Muslims by Arab Janjaweed militia or the role of the Arabs of al-Qaida in the massacres of innocent Pakistanis."
The rest.
More at the Calgary Herald and The National Post.
Joe Warmington Toronto Sun - Hates Canada, loves school
"All day yesterday Tarek Fatah, founder of the Muslim Canadian Congress, was saying that "to suggest that this expression of hate against Canada is due to Canada's ill-treatment of the First Nations is a very convenient excuse.
'DISGRACEFUL'
"CAF has turned from being an advocacy group of Arab Canadians to an advocacy group for Hamas, Hezbollah and the dictatorial regime of Iran. To hide behind aboriginal issues to push their agenda is disgraceful and disingenuous."
Fatah added: "Shaban spent most of his life in Lebanon and has never once uttered a single word of outrage at the ill-treatment of the Kurdish people by Arabs or the genocide of the darfuris Muslims by Arab Janjaweed militia or the role of the Arabs of al-Qaida in the massacres of innocent Pakistanis."
The rest.
More at the Calgary Herald and The National Post.
Thursday, July 02, 2009
I have great readers... is Omar Shaban the Islamic Punky Meadows?
You Decide!
Hi BCF,
Thanks for yesterday's blog post (as canadians celebrate their country's birthday...) which included the link to Omar Shaban's photo (nique le canada). while gazing upon Mr. Shaban's lovely countenance I noticed his insolent pouting rictus, which called to mind the Frank Zappa song, Punky's Whips. I wonder if you are familiar with this song? if you are, then you will agree that Mr. Shaban oughtta be known by the name 'punky' from now on (in order to subject him to maximum ridicule). if you've never heard it, I urge you to listen to the song. (caution: NSFW. also, do not listen to the song and look at omar shaban's picture at the same time).
Dweezil Zappa's version is here.
But it lacks the spoken introduction (delivered by Don Pardo) of Frank Zappa's original version, which is essential to understanding the humour. here's the spoken intro:
"In todays rapidly changing world, rock groups appear every fifteen minutes utilising some new promotional device. Some of these devices have been known to leave irreparable scars on the minds of foolish young consumers. One such case is seated before you: little skinny Terry Ted Bozzio, that cute little drummer! Thats right! Terry recently fell in love with a publicity photo of a boy named Punky Meadows...(oh Punky!)...lead guitar player from a group called Angel. In the photograph, Punky was seen with a beautiful shiny hairdo in a semi-profile which emphasized the pootched out succulence of his insolent pouting rictus, the sight of which drove the helpless young drummer mad with desire!"
...and the rest of the lyrics are here.
Finally, for a side-by-side comparison with Omar, here are some pictures of Punky Meadows.
I'd leave this in the comments on your blog, but the Zappa reference is probably too obscure. I hope you'll check it out, though. Is Omar Shaban the Islamic Punky Meadows? I know what I think, and now you too can decide.
your friend,
-the king of vista place
Hi BCF,
Thanks for yesterday's blog post (as canadians celebrate their country's birthday...) which included the link to Omar Shaban's photo (nique le canada). while gazing upon Mr. Shaban's lovely countenance I noticed his insolent pouting rictus, which called to mind the Frank Zappa song, Punky's Whips. I wonder if you are familiar with this song? if you are, then you will agree that Mr. Shaban oughtta be known by the name 'punky' from now on (in order to subject him to maximum ridicule). if you've never heard it, I urge you to listen to the song. (caution: NSFW. also, do not listen to the song and look at omar shaban's picture at the same time).
Dweezil Zappa's version is here.
But it lacks the spoken introduction (delivered by Don Pardo) of Frank Zappa's original version, which is essential to understanding the humour. here's the spoken intro:
"In todays rapidly changing world, rock groups appear every fifteen minutes utilising some new promotional device. Some of these devices have been known to leave irreparable scars on the minds of foolish young consumers. One such case is seated before you: little skinny Terry Ted Bozzio, that cute little drummer! Thats right! Terry recently fell in love with a publicity photo of a boy named Punky Meadows...(oh Punky!)...lead guitar player from a group called Angel. In the photograph, Punky was seen with a beautiful shiny hairdo in a semi-profile which emphasized the pootched out succulence of his insolent pouting rictus, the sight of which drove the helpless young drummer mad with desire!"
...and the rest of the lyrics are here.
Finally, for a side-by-side comparison with Omar, here are some pictures of Punky Meadows.
I'd leave this in the comments on your blog, but the Zappa reference is probably too obscure. I hope you'll check it out, though. Is Omar Shaban the Islamic Punky Meadows? I know what I think, and now you too can decide.
your friend,
-the king of vista place
Contrary to rumour...
This is not Burny Farber. To think that our "Conservative" government gave $400K to further the festivities. I doubt one in a hundred participants will ever vote for the CPC.
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The Stalwart women in the photo deserve a Purple Heart for being subjected to that ...thing. They are also featured in this Rabble vid on the KKK's* participation at Pride Day.
* Kockeyed Keffiyah Kweers
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The Stalwart women in the photo deserve a Purple Heart for being subjected to that ...thing. They are also featured in this Rabble vid on the KKK's* participation at Pride Day.
* Kockeyed Keffiyah Kweers
Islamist Defends Omar Shaban "F&CK Canada" CAF VP - and disses "Racist" Tarek Fatah
Fathima Cader (Ed. Cader? rings a bell;)
For many of us, constructions of Canada’s claims as a nation of polite peacemakers ring hollow, because we know too well the myriad and systemic ways by which Canada oppresses its indigenous peoples, its migrant labourers, and its racialised poor, among others.
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In short, there is very little of any substance in Fatah’s post, primarily because he provides almost no commentary at all, but it is valuable as an instructive example of sloppy and racist citizen “journalism.”
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From our don't let the door hit ya on the way out file.
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Update/Related: So I'm Islamophobic am I?
For many of us, constructions of Canada’s claims as a nation of polite peacemakers ring hollow, because we know too well the myriad and systemic ways by which Canada oppresses its indigenous peoples, its migrant labourers, and its racialised poor, among others.
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In short, there is very little of any substance in Fatah’s post, primarily because he provides almost no commentary at all, but it is valuable as an instructive example of sloppy and racist citizen “journalism.”
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From our don't let the door hit ya on the way out file.
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Update/Related: So I'm Islamophobic am I?
Wednesday, July 01, 2009
The collected writings of Salman Hossain
Our lesson for Dominion Day comes from Jennifer Lynch, QC (Queen Censor):
As Canadians celebrate their country’s birthday, Canadian Arab Federation VP says, “F**k Canada Day”
Uppitierdate: Omar has a blog: Blogger from Occupied Canada why he's a man of principle! He's the real victim here, and were all just Racists - etc etc etc...Thanks to reader Sanwin and Elaine.
Upperdate: "This hateful attitude towards Canada is a direct result of how some politicians and police have refused to stand up to Islamists, either out of fear or for electoral expediency," Fatah said.
No kiddin.
Ain't Multiculturalism Grand? Thank Tarek Fatah for the find!
Moose & Squirrel - CAF VP says “F**k Canada” — I say “Get the f**k out”
Arab Hatred for Canada goes International! -H/T Poste de veille
Rob Breakenridge has more details.
Barbara Kay - It is time for the (Anti) Canadian Arab Federation to fold its tents
Werner Patels - Still think MultiCult is healthy?
Halls of Macadamia - CAF Canada Day Edition
Dr. Roy - Tarek Fatah exposes CAF official's hatred of Canada
Jay Currie - Has a lefty CAF apologist in the comments
Ferreras J - Dissenting - Happy Canada Day from The Canadian Arab Federation
SDA - Happy What The Hell's Happened To Our Dominion? Day
Dust My Broom - Canadian Arab Federation: Fuck Canada
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Let the CAF know what you think of Omar Shaban's comments - info@caf.ca
Mine begins - Dear Ragheaded Ingrate...
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The CAF's Canada Day E-mail

Update: From the desk of Mohamed "Taqiyya" Boudjenane:
"The Canadian Arab Federation (CAF) is proud of its Canadian identity and heritage and would like to disassociate itself from recent comments attributed to one of its members."
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Upperdate: "This hateful attitude towards Canada is a direct result of how some politicians and police have refused to stand up to Islamists, either out of fear or for electoral expediency," Fatah said.
No kiddin.
Ain't Multiculturalism Grand? Thank Tarek Fatah for the find!
Moose & Squirrel - CAF VP says “F**k Canada” — I say “Get the f**k out”
Arab Hatred for Canada goes International! -H/T Poste de veille
Rob Breakenridge has more details.
Barbara Kay - It is time for the (Anti) Canadian Arab Federation to fold its tents
Werner Patels - Still think MultiCult is healthy?
Halls of Macadamia - CAF Canada Day Edition
Dr. Roy - Tarek Fatah exposes CAF official's hatred of Canada
Jay Currie - Has a lefty CAF apologist in the comments
Ferreras J - Dissenting - Happy Canada Day from The Canadian Arab Federation
SDA - Happy What The Hell's Happened To Our Dominion? Day
Dust My Broom - Canadian Arab Federation: Fuck Canada
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Let the CAF know what you think of Omar Shaban's comments - info@caf.ca
Mine begins - Dear Ragheaded Ingrate...
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The CAF's Canada Day E-mail

Update: From the desk of Mohamed "Taqiyya" Boudjenane:
"The Canadian Arab Federation (CAF) is proud of its Canadian identity and heritage and would like to disassociate itself from recent comments attributed to one of its members."
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009
BC Human Rights Tribunal ordered to back up Anal Probe
Commission unfairly made complainant bend over backwards to prove discrimination rules BC Supremes.
Intrepid Videographer Intimidated by KKK - Kockeyed Keffiyah Kweers at Gay Pride March
No word on whether Lumpy Frumpy and or Grumpy got any shots of Bernie Farber who also marched, wonder if he was the guy wearing the thong.
Now if he had a non-politically correct name like say Smith...
This case would've been a lock cause obviously he'd have been a white-hegemonist and guilty guilty guilty.
Joseph Brean has more on this topic here - Enforcing anti-hate laws more problematic in Internet age
A source with first-hand knowledge of how provincial attorneys-general make this decision said the threshold changes with the political climate, and that there are "many more questions put to the AG than there are positive answers."
Oh it's the "Political Climate's" fault, I see, guess the forecast called for PC cowardice. Damn that Global Warming!
Joseph Brean has more on this topic here - Enforcing anti-hate laws more problematic in Internet age
A source with first-hand knowledge of how provincial attorneys-general make this decision said the threshold changes with the political climate, and that there are "many more questions put to the AG than there are positive answers."
Oh it's the "Political Climate's" fault, I see, guess the forecast called for PC cowardice. Damn that Global Warming!
Monday, June 29, 2009
Leftist Reaction to Ricci v. DeStefano
In a narrow, 5-4 ruling, the Supreme Court has ruled in favor of the New Haven, Conn., firefighters who sued the city for reverse discrimintion. The lead plaintiff, Frank Ricci, argued that the city's rejection of the Fire Department's promotional examination violated the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and the 14th Amendment's Equal Protection Clause. Ricci took extraordinary steps to pass the exam. He quit a second job to make time for prepartion. He also suffers from dyslexia and paid $1,000 to have his textbooks recorded to audiotape. With intense study he ended up placing 6th out of 77 people on the lieutenant's examination. Ricci's achievement is clearly a personal triumph, and a powerful example of hard work self-determination. The Court's ruling, essentially rejecting New Haven's "reverse discrimination" policies, would appear to be a no-brainer. But no blacks or Hispanics performed well enough on the exam to be offered promotion, the city claimed potential liability from "disparate impact" lawsuits and threw out the results.
Much is being written, of course. My interest here is to record a few example of reaction on the far left of the spectrum. Clearly, leftist victimology, and continued claims of "accumulated disadvantages" of racism and "institutional discrimination" are driving the discussion on the left. Here are a few samples, in no particular order...
Much is being written, of course. My interest here is to record a few example of reaction on the far left of the spectrum. Clearly, leftist victimology, and continued claims of "accumulated disadvantages" of racism and "institutional discrimination" are driving the discussion on the left. Here are a few samples, in no particular order...
Oooh Jennifer Lynch takes 3 to the chin...
Gay rights organization, conservative pastor agree on 'merit' of human rights commission
...Jennifer Lynch, chairwoman of the Canadian Human Rights Commission, recently bleated about how such bodies are misunderstood; she asserted that "detractors seek to caricature the human rights system."
Sorry, no additional caricatures are necessary. The human rights bureaucracies have nicely demonstrated their own absurdity, including Lynch's own commission-- where hate speech was faked online by an employee to draw others into a legal trap.
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Canadian human rights commissioner has free expression wrong
Janet Keeping, President Sheldon Chumir Foundation
NB: ERWW Alert!(Extreme Right Wing Warning)
It is perfectly understandable that people disagree on how human rights statutes should be amended to best protect free expression. But a recent speech by Jennifer Lynch, Chief Commissioner of the Canadian Human Rights Commission, should worry everyone for it reveals a serious misunderstanding of free expression.
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Rights commission threatens our liberty
With frightening eagerness to rein in Canadians' free expression, the commission finds the authority to restrict honest opinion in Section 13 of the Human Rights Act, a notoriously vague bit of legal writing that forbids transmissions "likely to expose a person or persons to hatred or contempt." The subjective power of that "likely to" makes everyone vulnerable to bureaucratic whim, malice, or distemper.
...Jennifer Lynch, chairwoman of the Canadian Human Rights Commission, recently bleated about how such bodies are misunderstood; she asserted that "detractors seek to caricature the human rights system."
Sorry, no additional caricatures are necessary. The human rights bureaucracies have nicely demonstrated their own absurdity, including Lynch's own commission-- where hate speech was faked online by an employee to draw others into a legal trap.
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Canadian human rights commissioner has free expression wrong
Janet Keeping, President Sheldon Chumir Foundation
NB: ERWW Alert!(Extreme Right Wing Warning)
It is perfectly understandable that people disagree on how human rights statutes should be amended to best protect free expression. But a recent speech by Jennifer Lynch, Chief Commissioner of the Canadian Human Rights Commission, should worry everyone for it reveals a serious misunderstanding of free expression.
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Rights commission threatens our liberty
With frightening eagerness to rein in Canadians' free expression, the commission finds the authority to restrict honest opinion in Section 13 of the Human Rights Act, a notoriously vague bit of legal writing that forbids transmissions "likely to expose a person or persons to hatred or contempt." The subjective power of that "likely to" makes everyone vulnerable to bureaucratic whim, malice, or distemper.
Terry Glavin on Iran and the Left
My Tyee column today takes a look at the prospects for solidarity with the Iranian uprising in the context of deeply reactionary currents in Left politics, and the implications for a profoundly hopeful politics of internationalism and unity. I'll have more tomorrow, and I'll link to it from here.
What's dying is a cynical "anti-imperialist" politics that divides the world into two camps, with American-Israeli imperialists on one side and a "resistance" of plucky Islamists on the other. It a politics that divides the world's workers against themselves, and absurdly situates the brutal, antisemitic despot Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in the same camp where the western "Left" pitches its tent.
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Related: The crocodile will still eat you first.
What's dying is a cynical "anti-imperialist" politics that divides the world into two camps, with American-Israeli imperialists on one side and a "resistance" of plucky Islamists on the other. It a politics that divides the world's workers against themselves, and absurdly situates the brutal, antisemitic despot Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in the same camp where the western "Left" pitches its tent.
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Related: The crocodile will still eat you first.
Congratulations! You were mean to Jennifer Lynch... and all you're gonna get is a Way Cool T-Shirt
Denouncing the Winners in our "Be Mean to Jennifer Lynch" T-Shirt contest!
First off, thanks to all who participated or even thought about it. We hope you enjoy your new status as enemies of the state.

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After the obligatory show trial our winners were chosen:
For the hateful slogan - "This T-Shirt exposes Jennifer Lynch to hatred and contempt" Lucas Timmons is declared Thought Crime Enemy of the People No. 1. PS. Lucas if you sign the "letter" you may wear your new T when we update your file photo - Best wishes Jennifer.

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The 2nd place entry, "The CHRC: Only Jennifer Lynch Knows The Safe Words" was submitted by Dyspeptic Mutterings, currently serving a sentence of exile in Detroit.
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Our 3rd Place finisher submitted "Jennifer Lynch has convicted you of thought crime for reading this T-Shirt" His or her identity is currently a state secret. At least until we locate the mass grave and the rest of the family is rounded up, whichever comes first.
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Honourable Mention goes to Black Mamba who receives extra rations for her entry - "Jennifer Lynch wants to ban this T-Shirt" Enjoy!

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The winning slogans are the 1st items being offered for sale to the general public in our "Jennifer Lynch Line of Censorware Apparel" - Fashion that speaks your mind.
All Three T's are available for $20 each plus applicable taxes - incl. FREE shipping in US/Canada -- in the usual color combos - Order here. Or send an e-mail directly to Alexander: alexanderofhollywood@gmail.com
Special thanks to our sponsor Alexander of Hollywood who has kindly offered to furnish the winners with the following reward for their efforts.
Each of of Top 3 Finishers will receive a Silk Screened Alexander of Hollywood T-Shirt with their Slogan Immortalized.
1st Place receives 3 T-Shirts - useful for bartering in the camps!
2nd Place receives 2 T-Shirts - think layering where you're goin
3rd Place receives 1 T-Shirt - be grateful your remains might be located
Head on over to Alexander's and check out his Gallery!
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PS. To our winners - I will need shipping information.
PPS. Wally Keeler protests the vote
First off, thanks to all who participated or even thought about it. We hope you enjoy your new status as enemies of the state.

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After the obligatory show trial our winners were chosen:
For the hateful slogan - "This T-Shirt exposes Jennifer Lynch to hatred and contempt" Lucas Timmons is declared Thought Crime Enemy of the People No. 1. PS. Lucas if you sign the "letter" you may wear your new T when we update your file photo - Best wishes Jennifer.

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The 2nd place entry, "The CHRC: Only Jennifer Lynch Knows The Safe Words" was submitted by Dyspeptic Mutterings, currently serving a sentence of exile in Detroit.
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Our 3rd Place finisher submitted "Jennifer Lynch has convicted you of thought crime for reading this T-Shirt" His or her identity is currently a state secret. At least until we locate the mass grave and the rest of the family is rounded up, whichever comes first.
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Honourable Mention goes to Black Mamba who receives extra rations for her entry - "Jennifer Lynch wants to ban this T-Shirt" Enjoy!

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The winning slogans are the 1st items being offered for sale to the general public in our "Jennifer Lynch Line of Censorware Apparel" - Fashion that speaks your mind.
All Three T's are available for $20 each plus applicable taxes - incl. FREE shipping in US/Canada -- in the usual color combos - Order here. Or send an e-mail directly to Alexander: alexanderofhollywood@gmail.com
Special thanks to our sponsor Alexander of Hollywood who has kindly offered to furnish the winners with the following reward for their efforts.
Each of of Top 3 Finishers will receive a Silk Screened Alexander of Hollywood T-Shirt with their Slogan Immortalized.
1st Place receives 3 T-Shirts - useful for bartering in the camps!
2nd Place receives 2 T-Shirts - think layering where you're goin
3rd Place receives 1 T-Shirt - be grateful your remains might be located
Head on over to Alexander's and check out his Gallery!
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PS. To our winners - I will need shipping information.
PPS. Wally Keeler protests the vote
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Worst argument yet for allowing Al Jazeera to broadcast in Canada - Warning put down beverage, turn away from keyboard
Jack Layton, leader of the New Democratic Party, and Senator Hugh Segal wrote that:
Al Jazeera English’s reporting reflected Canadian values of multiculturalism and freedom of expression.
Spitake.
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But wait there's more...
B’nai Brith, a Jewish advocacy and service organisation, and the Canadian Jewish Congress (CJC) said Mr Burman agreed to form a consultative committee with them to allay their concerns about the parent network and grant them input into the content of Al Jazeera broadcasts in this country.
Grant them input? How might an exchange on that committee go?
Bernie: Those Israeli Apartheid protesters are chanting "Jewish Child you're gonna F&ckin die" and your anchor is agreeing with them!
Tony Burman: Silly Bernie - It's a reflection of our multicultural society which promotes a diversity of viewpoints and opinions all of which are equally valued - you know that, hell the CJC promotes that tripe.
Bernie: Gurgle gurgle gurgle....choke....
Al Jazeera English’s reporting reflected Canadian values of multiculturalism and freedom of expression.
Spitake.
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But wait there's more...
B’nai Brith, a Jewish advocacy and service organisation, and the Canadian Jewish Congress (CJC) said Mr Burman agreed to form a consultative committee with them to allay their concerns about the parent network and grant them input into the content of Al Jazeera broadcasts in this country.
Grant them input? How might an exchange on that committee go?
Bernie: Those Israeli Apartheid protesters are chanting "Jewish Child you're gonna F&ckin die" and your anchor is agreeing with them!
Tony Burman: Silly Bernie - It's a reflection of our multicultural society which promotes a diversity of viewpoints and opinions all of which are equally valued - you know that, hell the CJC promotes that tripe.
Bernie: Gurgle gurgle gurgle....choke....
All I can say is: Thank God it's not John Tory II
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Bob Rae is a Soft Totalitarian
Harper Conservatives must come clean with Canadians on the future of the Canadian Human Rights Commission - Ideally Bob Harper would bulldoze it into the Rideau.
Closet Conservative - As if it wasn't aggravating enough that Bob Rae nearly single-handedly wrecked the economy of Ontario by spending us into infinity and beyond (remember "Rae Days"?), but then he goes on to join the Liberal party, where he can't get it through his head that his fellow liberals don't like his JOOOOOO wife, and that other people in his party march with Hizballah and are Canadian cheerleaders for thugs like the Khadr family members and other fanatic Islamist dorks.
Now, Mr. Rae is goading the Prime Minister to preserve the disgusting Canadian "Human Rights" Racket.
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Ferreras J - Dissenting - I've had it with Liberal intransigence on the human rights commissions.
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General Brock - Fresh from being not so politely asked to leave Sri Lanka, Bob Rae has thrown his support behind the beleaguered Canadian Humans Right Commission (CHRC).
Closet Conservative - As if it wasn't aggravating enough that Bob Rae nearly single-handedly wrecked the economy of Ontario by spending us into infinity and beyond (remember "Rae Days"?), but then he goes on to join the Liberal party, where he can't get it through his head that his fellow liberals don't like his JOOOOOO wife, and that other people in his party march with Hizballah and are Canadian cheerleaders for thugs like the Khadr family members and other fanatic Islamist dorks.
Now, Mr. Rae is goading the Prime Minister to preserve the disgusting Canadian "Human Rights" Racket.
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Ferreras J - Dissenting - I've had it with Liberal intransigence on the human rights commissions.
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General Brock - Fresh from being not so politely asked to leave Sri Lanka, Bob Rae has thrown his support behind the beleaguered Canadian Humans Right Commission (CHRC).
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