Fearless predictions for the March 25th Warman v Lemire hearing
Fearless predictions for the March 25th Warman v Lemire hearing
Environmental hazard concerns will exclude Dr. Dawg from attending the session - he will attempt to sneak in disguised as Deborah Gyapong - Egale & other stakeholders in the GLBT community will launch an immediate HRC complaint - against Dawg. In settlement Dawg will pay for his own Labiaplasty.
Deborah Gyapong will never wear that Red Satin Jacket again.
A guide dog will pee on someone's leg - CHRC lawyers will explain that it's raining, motion for dismissal and then faint.
Richard Warman will be late claiming CHRC staffers forgot to cc him on the e-mail. He will later deny under oath that he is Richard Warman stating that Space Lizards have taken over his body.
Inexplicable sitings of the Golem of Chelm will be recorded.
Canadian Jewish Congress representatives will object to the proceedings stating that the proper rules and procedures of Sharia courts are not being observed.
Be prepared for a chronic shortage of available stalls in the men's washrooms.
At sessions end a loud piercing whine followed by a muffled explosion will be audible throughout Ontario - that will be Kinsella's Head - E-Coli bacteria levels will hit unprecedented heights. Blast radius calculations suggest that those in the 905 area code will suffer minor property damage but like Toronto residents are advised to fumigate before re-entering infected properties.
(Add your own in the comments and I'll post them)
From the Comments:
Anon 1: Global warming alarmists will say "There's no need for a hearing. The evidence is in. The discussion is over."
Wonder Woman: I'm sensing a run on adult nappies in "despondent Liberal" size.
Dominion of Bastards: Warman will beg Mark Steyn to autograph his left breast. Overcome will jealousy, Steacy will try to get one as well but will feel cheated when he accidentally asks Kinsella to do it.
BoomNoZoom: Jean (the petit gar from Shawinigan) Chretien will make a surprise appearance and announce "What is da proof? Da proof is da proof and when you got da good proof...dat's proven." The hearing subsequently breaks up as all involved suddenly feel the need to adjourn for a good stiff drink.
Christopher Rivers: Dawg will attend and loftily inform Mark Steyn that his objections to this process are nothing more than pecksniffery. The tribunal members will check their dictionary, and their Dickens, and vow to make pecksniffery subject to S. 13.
Rose: Kinsella will be busy scouting out the "Boys" loo looking for midget Neo Nazis. Kinsella will be wearing a hockey helmet and knee pads. Kinsella is a safety first kind of guy. (Rose has lots more in the comments;)
Global warming alarmists will say "There's no need for a hearing. The evidence is in. The discussion is over."
I'm sensing a run on adult nappies in "despondent Liberal" size.
They're palsy, but at least they're not cerebral palsy.
...speaking of adult "nappies" call me a party pooper but...I think the witch hunt cabal has concocted a convenient legal dodge which will disappoint all who had hoped this would become a watershed moment.
Sorry..they may be sleazebags but they are are sleazebags with the vicious cunning of a sewer rat. There is nothing more dangerous than a cornered sewer rat.
They know this one could be for all the marbles and there is no way they will let such a comfortable living chasing spooks and gorging from the public trough get away on them...expect treachery and esoteric escape routes....then you won't be disappointed Wed. morning.
I fear as much as well Redux. We have to hope.
Warman will beg Mark Steyn to autograph his left breast. Overcome will jealousy, Steacy will try to get one as well but will feel cheated when he accidentally asks Kinsella to do it.
Kinsella is ofering $100 for photographs...and since they are banned from the hearing room - this alone might lead to a change in venue...say to Arran, Saskatchewan or Lynn Lake, Manitoba.
Egale and "Giant Lizards" will be welcomed with open arms so to speak!
Now some of the nearby towns (Metropolitan centres) have Garter Snake dens - but they are not prepared to deal with venemous snakes.
Now since Kinsella may possibly have broken the law - it might take the OPP awhile to investigate his "Amusings" site
The plot thickens and dear readers - is it just a coincidence or is it me?
Hmm LS I would not be surprised in the least.
But ...perhaps it should be moved to a neutral location...say Warman Saskatchewan or better yet - Delisle - so Worn can attend?
I get visitors from Warman SK!
Jean (the petit gar from Shawinigan) Chretien will make a surprise appearance and announce "What is da proof? Da proof is da proof and when you got da good proof...dat's proven." The hearing subsequently breaks up as all involved suddenly feel the need to adjourn for a good stiff drink.
BoomNoZoom
Dawg will attend and loftily inform Mark Steyn that his objections to this process are nothing more than pecksniffery. The tribunal members will check their dictionary, and their Dickens, and vow to make pecksniffery subject to S. 13.
Redux wrote: expect treachery and esoteric escape routes....then you won't be disappointed Wed. morning.
Yep I agree I suspect the Feds will aide them in shutting down the hearing using some obscure law that hasn't been used for decades about National Security. They know if the truth is made public the outrage will be absolutely astounding. Harper has two Federal Attorny Generals attending the meetings to ensure the status quo of the HRC and section 13 remain unchanged.
For the easily offended this is just a hypothetical story, no Liberal Perpetual Offended leftard was harmed when I made up this story. Kay?
I predict a "Fake" bomb threat will be called in, and I do mean fake but they shall blame the Neo Nazis from Sheet Harbour NS for the threat. The hearing will be cancelled and no new date assigned for a hearing.
Warman will end up at ER with chest pains at the same time the bomb threat is made to ensure he has an alibi.
Kinsella will be busy scouting out the "Boys" loo looking for midget Neo Nazis. Kinsella will be wearing a hockey helmet and knee pads. Kinsella is a safty first kind of guy.
CJC will be late for the meeting because they were arguing in the parking lot with CAIR over who gets to park in the slot marked for the "Little Yellow BUS". Sadly Ezra and his hummber wasn't available to flatten one car so that both special interest groups could share the "Special Superior" spot. I don't know enough about Egale to mock them but I am curious as to why a "Gay Advocacy group" wants to attend the hearing?
I can't remember the other "Special Interest groups" involved, far to many to mock. One day perhaps they'll pay their own way instead of making the taxpayers foot the bill for who's really the most superior "Religion and sex" in Canada. Under the guise of "Intolerance and thought crimes of course".
I wish Christian organizations and Conservative groups were given "Special Status" as well, but we all know we get persecuted by the left for our beliefs. That's what the HRC section 13 is designed for, silencing Cons and Christians or so it appears.
Oh well the fight between Radical Islamists and Illiberal Jews in the future should be amusing, even if we have to pay for them to fight vis a vis the HRC at tribunals about who's more Superior and TOLERANT?
IF BCF shows up, look for the hyper guy trying to keep a lid on his mouth
Ha ha Trupeers;)
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