Write neatly or it will be held against you in a court of law.
Did you have any involvement in this murder? This is an actual questionaire police in Regina sent to residents in an effort to solve a recent homicide case. WTF sort of response was Barney Fife expecting? At least it wasn't multiple choice.
Question 6 is a doozie! Were you afraid when you were completing this form? Why yes I was, it occurred to me that my police force has succumbed to collective insanity or Jennifer Lynch has been appointed Chief or both.