Syed Sohawardry says: Give Muslims Money And They Won't Kill You
As much. "Soharwardy says the Harper government needs to provide more money to more peaceful Muslim sects in order to draw new immigrants away from the extremists."
C'mon Syed this ain't our first Hitler.
ransom?
I think that's allowed in the Koran.
So Canada, youse want not to get hurt by deese guys, give us some green and we'll keep you protected.
If you don't I can't say what's gonna happen, but it won't be pretty. Capish?
Now the money youse give us, we'll just reinvest it into more buildings where deese guys can hang out with other guys, who'll teach'em a thing or two to help us out, then they'll come ask you for some more cash, if they say "Syed sent us", you giv'em the green too.
And if anybody asks about this conversation, you just say fuggetaboutit.
Now if you excuse me, I have to get back to my shwarma shack, for a delivery of pitas from Afghanistan, seasoned with poppy seeds if you get my drift.
Nice country ya gots here, shame if somethin was to happen to it.
Ooops, how clumsy of me, you didn't need that head did you?
Danegeld: by Rudyard Kipling
IT IS always a temptation to an armed and agile nation,
To call upon a neighbour and to say:
"We invaded you last night - we are quite prepared to fight,
Unless you pay us cash to go away."
And that is called asking for Dane-geld,
And the people who ask it explain
That you’ve only to pay ’em the Dane-geld
And then you’ll get rid of the Dane!
It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation,
To puff and look important and to say:
"Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you.
We will therefore pay you cash to go away."
And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
But we’ve proved it again and again,
That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
You never get rid of the Dane.
It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
For fear they should succumb and go astray,
So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
You will find it better policy to say:
"We never pay any one Dane-geld,
No matter how trifling the cost,
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
And the nation that plays it is lost!"
Time to unleash the mongoose, per Kipling.
At last we can give the Dane's a rest. No longer do we need to refer to the danegeld. We can now refer to it as the Syedgeld.
Good lord, it really is the Muslim Mafia!
There's something about that word "Syedgeld" that I like, Louise.
It is catchy;)
Pay us an infidel tax or else, go pound sand you arsehole. Christ I'm getting real sick of those Official Muslim Organizations issue fatwahs to Canadians, again go pound sand you arseholes.
Poor Syed, I honestly think he means well, he is just so tone deaf.
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