SunTV: Jack Layton found naked in whorehouse in 1996
Update: You Know Jack!
Layton found naked in bawdy house: Ex-cop
I Like to Ride My Bicycle!
Handy Jack's Happy Ending!
Toronto Star Endorses Bawdyhouse Found In "Naked Jack Layton"
Jack Layton's career just ended.
Naked Jack Layton sought "Therapeutic Massage" in Cheesey Bawdy House raided in Project Cobra
Commie Lawyer....the facts are that Mr. Layton had obtained a massage...
A massage Jack? That's a "HANDY" excuse!
SuntTV Report on Naked Jack Layton - Bawdyhouse Found In h/t Sdmatt
Layton Responds with Naked Truth
Imagine a Leader...Like "Handy" Jack Layton
Can you trust a man like Jack Layton who pretends not to know what "massage parlour" meant in the Toronto of 96?
what what, no kinky linky?
Sun Media exclusive
Seen the tweet from Natasha. I'm thinkin' community activism takes you to all kind's of strange places, happy endin' & all.
This is hilarious!
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Jeepers BCF, maybe you should/could remove my earlier comment? I'll have reporters at my door.
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what bunch of douchebags these commies are...
Christ on a ritz cracker Winston, I thought I saw cummies in your comment.
The tweeting that's going on is hilarious -- could happen to a more deserving commie.
Oh Gawd, I'm havin' the vapours...
http://tinyurl.com/preview.php?num=3geutth
That's my pic Kaffir;)
I Know! By the time I traced the url through the tweet and posted here..refreshed..there it was.
Nobody be dat fast unless dey be duh one who do dah ting in dah first place.
props to FiveFeetFromFury, but she forgot to mention that jack's middle name is umberto. true story.
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We're watching the footage again, and catching the odd priceless Freudian slip by the reporters.
One thing that stood out was Jack skipping up some stairs after having waited for his cane.
Maybe, like me, he's on some pain killers.
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The cop said John aka Jack "came on a bicycle"...no no, get your mind out of Jack's gutter, he pedalled a bicycle to the cathouse...err massage parlour.
The cop said John aka Jack "came on a bicycle"...no no, get your mind out of Jack's gutter, he pedalled a bicycle to the cathouse...err massage parlour.
oops, Jack's shenanigans has given me double vision.
Not up yet at the CBC or CTV.
Does this mean that Peter and Lloyd know nothing about this?
I rather doubt it.
So, what makes Jack ... tick.
The thing is, you see, just before this story broke, Sun media was already calling him "Bicycle Jack"
http://tinyurl.com/5wxler7
Now you know why I couldn't help myself.
That's a God-sent news - whatever the result, Jack lost his "moral superiority", that will be used against him over and over again.
The most pathetic thing was Hong Kong Olivia's statement - a Chinese woman who can say with a straight face that her husband went to a Chinatown massage parlour just to get a shiatsu massage is nothing but a hypocritical political whore. They totally deserve each other.
I can imagine how she chased him with a stick that day when he came back to their welfare housing apartment.
It's too bad that the idiots who like him in Quebec probably don't know what a Chinatown massage includes.
Maybe he was just poling the electorate.
I guess Jacky boy was onto the "rise up" Canada thing way before Iggy tried it on the campaign trail. But then again, Iggy has always been yesterday's man.
Give the guy a break, I'd be there too if I was married to Olivia.
Olivia's a joke.
Jack "off" Layton?
Not sure if this story will have a "happy ending."
This is hilarious. But seriously, wouldn't it be better to keep Jack's privates private, since he is so kindly splitting the vote and all.
Line of the day.
NDP suffers from premature e-Jack u Layton?
(not my work, saw it on the Sun web site.
These jokes are killing me!
Ha! You guys are killin me!
What I'm enjoying even more is the outrage at these 'gutter press' tactics from the leftards
Somehow they were silent when the target wsa Fob Ford !
At least he has a sense of irony to refer to himself as "John" Layton when he visits a bordello
Oh God, I just peed my pants with the 'I won't stop till the handjob's done' graphic.
Brilliant brilliant brilliant !
Watching the left spin has been the highlight of my night- Thank You Handy Jack!
From twitter..
Jack ended his speech tonight with, "me love Canada long time"
There have been so many good ones, what a treat!
Does the Canadian voter want someone who won't jerk them around?
From Ezra on twitter:
Ouch! RT @TheIggyot: I sure hope this means Jack won’t shut down the massage oil sands. #cdnpoli #elxn41
And, had to take my post down. WP crapped out bleeding Jack Layton bicycle bloggins all over the rest of my posts...yuck!
NDP changes slogan from
Go Jack Go !
To Come Jack Come !
At least we now know why Layton was so anxious to vote for the country to hold an erection
Typical leftist hypocrite.
The Leftist twittersphere is in melt down denying this as a smear campaign throwing out anything they can while refusing to address the the issue.
The cop who took the detailed notes, numbered and dated as cops are suppose to, are being ignored and he's now the subject of accusations that he made them up.
If Jack weren't so Lilly white to start with, you know there'd be screams of "racist" coming from the left over this recent development.
Doesn't matter. The cops did their job, they gave him a break and he learned from his mistakes. Too bad for him he didn't learn from it and own up to it.
It's all about taking responsibility for one's actions, and the left are re known for doing the opposite.
Thanks Jack for proving us right.
It is a sad spectacle, most of the MSM is hoping it will go away - spoils the narrative they've decided to run with.
Ezra tweeted a good point. If it was a ligit masseuse when he was a city councilor at the time, shouldn’t he have been able to claim it? Audit anyone?
Hehe;)
So many questions.
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Was he "comped" or running a tab?
Hu signed NDP Donation receipt?
Was Jack working as a junior (undercover) detective?
Hu is listed as property's owner?
Was Boob Rae playing the piano?
The questions just keep coming.
My God what a putz the man is.
BWAAAAAA!
Jack was having a HOLISTIC MASSAGE, don't cha know.
[aka: rub AND tug.]
Amazing how the MSM is reacting, Coyne and KD Omalley are hypocrites.
I figure his campaign now will now be a little limp.
The Sun News comes through again. You can bet the MSM would have buried this like Chernobyl.
JMO
The great Canadian novel, Chapter - Selling It:
I went to Ms Tug Mi Wang for professional help on my wife's recommendation, and while her methods were unconventional, I had no reason to .........
Andrew Coyne has stated he had the Story a couple of months back, I won't be reading him again.
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Can't sleep. Dog is restless. Keeps asking for more Jerky Tweets. Had to hide my iPhone.
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Andrew Coyne is in my "Useful Idiots" Twitter group (TweetDeck) for a reason.
There once was a candidate, Jack,
Who suffered an awful attack.
He lay down on a table
And showed he was able
And never, ever went back.
"Erection"--that's how Chinese people say what's happening on Monday, righ?
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Scaramouche... That's priceless! An how-sweet-it-is "remon".
Jack the dRipper.
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Jack brings out the poet in moi:
Higgedly piggeldy
Socialist Layton was
Caught in flagrante in a
Bad part of town.
Will people ignore it?
Vote for him anyway?
If they do it's clear he'll
Have won, hands down.
Cross-posted at SDA (reference to Andrew Coyne, in connection with his TWEET: ""I'd rather be found naked in a massage parlor than clothed and working for Sun TV"):
For those here -- and in the media, ahem, Andrew Coyne (who's too closely allied to the Trudeau thing, vis a vis his niece, Sarah Elisabeth Trudeau-Coyne, to be in any way objective) -- who think that it's lewd and rude of SunTV to break this story, there's a lot more here than meets the eye.
IMO, SunTV's breaking this story isn't chiefly about Jack's moral "lapse" by exposing himself in a "massage parlour." It's actually about his and Olivia's troubling connections to dubious outfits which, I suspect, have the potential of compromising Canada's security. The whole Layton-Chow Chinese Connection, CSIS's concerns about foreign government interference in Canadian politics, Sidewinder, etc., etc. should raise a few eyebrows -- and an urge by members of the Canadian media to investigate a little deeper.
'Only problem is, with the exception of Lord Black and his National Post, investigative reporting is as dead as a doornail in the legacy media in Canada except when it comes to the CPC.
Thank God for SunTV that's willing to do the necessary dirty work. And who cares if Andrew Coyne's offended?
Alas, I don't think the revelations with make a damn bit of diff. If anything, he may get a few more votes from a neglected subgroup of voters--those who troll the sex trades.
One more
If Iggy saw Layton was stuck on a Horse, would Iggy help Jack off the horse?
Ha Guys I am literally 2 minutes in to my 1st cup of coffee, and it's now been Spittaked, back shortly with a new cup, - Good ones All!
Breaking News !
Jack is a John!
Anyone know what time Jack was busted ?
I mean if it was late at night that would put his shiaitsu excuse to rest, wouldn't it ?
I believe it was in the evening Sanwin.
Layton will focus on "the smear campaign" and keep his fingers (and legs) crossed that that'll be enough to keep his iron in the fire, so to speak.
I'm getting 9:30 at night for his masseuse appointment.
Correction to above post: Deborah Coyne, mother of Sarah Elisabeth Coyne and Pierre Elliot Trudeau, is Andrew Coyne's cousin.
ANOTHER correction: Deborah Coyne is mother of Sarah Elisabeth Coyne and wife of PET!!
OK, I just heard Sun TV mention it was after 9 at night.
What legal massage parlour works those hours ?
Jacks, you're just shaitsuing us !
Oh, for crying out loud (I guess I need more coffee or maybe I should just go back to bed ...): Deborah Coyne is Andrew Coyne's cousin and was Pierre Trudeau's lover.
Yikes.
Well, to put my comments in time-sequence, I've reposted the following from BCF's post, earlier yesterday before the Kleenex cleanup. I'm almost sure KS's "premature" remark was earlier -- tweet? SDA? FFoF?
So much laughing before the crying...
"The Fig-Leaf Forever" would be a step in the right direction...
8:52 AM
noel said...
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Now that my muscle relaxant has taken effect...
Isn't all this premature Jackulation?
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1:41 PM
noel said...
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You see, and I've said it before on Blogs, there really IS nothing new under the Sun.
Some commenters, like monkeys, like me, sometimes get their gibberish out of sync with the clock.
That Jack was too big for his britches and a cocky sort of guy has been a given. Now that his story has been layed bare by the bare arms of Freedom, must be making those in lofty places somewhat worried.
He still could be voted-in. Like an old fruit-fly I know of, no tangled webs woven, matter.
Emperors have a habit of taking it off.
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Thanks BatB I had forgotten that little tidbit.
It's the age of Aquarius in Canada. Let the SUN shine. Let the SUN shine. Let the SUN shine in.
That's a good one JR;)
I bet the story was leaked on purpose. With the sex scandal in the spotlight, who's going to care now about US unions funding NDP convention?
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