Mark Steyn on Whorehouse Jack's "Hand of fate"
"I gather the NDP spokeslady pointed out that, apropos Mr Layton's Saturday night special, no charges were laid. Isn't that an old vaudeville routine? Because the evidence wouldn't stand up in court? Oh, well.
"I went for a massage at a community clinic," Layton told reporters in Burnaby, BC. "The police advised it wasn't the greatest place to be, so I left and I never went back."
Sure. Pity they didn't say the same thing about his appointment at CASMO."
If Jacko was a mullah he would have the convenience of marrying an additional "self employed" wife anytime on his own say so, completing his husbandly duties, then immediately divorcing her.
Which brings up another question. Party leaders, or even up and coming obvious future stars of the leftist persuasion don't usually find themselves short of enthusiastic groupies who are quite prepared to give their all when seeing to the comfort of their alpha "comrades".
Jacko has a harem?
Don't think so. That would be pushing into "Sultan" territory.
Simus and Blaze:
Should we stop discussing harems in a negative light? Sharia law allows for harems -- and the Supreme Court under the upcoming Layton administration will allow for sharia law. Sharia law in fact may replace Canadian law altogether.
Whorehouse Jack? He sounds like something lurking in the fog of olde London town.
Having been offline for a while, I'm not sure if you've seen the following video, but if not, it's well worth a view. How refreshing it is to see a German woman making a public and impassioned stand against Islamisation with Muslims and police present. If she'd have done this in England, she would likely have been charged with one of those mythical 'hate crimes' that our judiciary is so keen on. See the lovely lady in action here: http://durotrigan.blogspot.com/2011/05/spirited-german-woman-stands-up-to.html
A timid reporter at Jack Layton's event yesterday asked Catn Jack if the "massage clinic" looked "sketchy":
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/
canadavotes2011/story/
2011/04/30/cv-election-layton.html#
The good Capt'n replied "no". So there you have it. In no way shape or form was that reputable clinic suspicious. It was a fully legitimate health clinic, registered with the Ontario Department of Health. We have the CBC's word on it.
Classic Steyn!
This scandal's been such fun, there are so many puns that come to hand. Of course, Jacko has no sense of humour -- which means he won't get the point -- and is also challenged on the truth and facts front.
Like I always say, it's time for folks to go back to church. In this dystopian, post-Christian world, Jack's exploits make him some kind of a hero.
The reputedly legitimate "health clinic" was called The Velvet Touch. Though it's no longer on Dundas Street West, there is a Velvet Touch Massage Parlour in Edmonton which advertises itself as "a licensed adult erotic sensual massage parlour ... offering sexy full body sensual massage services" with Kittie on hand, so to speak.
I figure the Toronto Velvet Touch Parlour (I mean, Health Clinic) is the forerunner to this Edmonton parlour and thousands of others like it across the country. Jack may be the only guy in Canada who's mistaken a bawdy house for an accredited health clinic.
I always thought there was something stupid and duh about he guy.
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Re Jacko lacking a funny bone: True story, Layton was my "City Politics" instructor in my 2nd year of Journalism at Ryerson waaaay back when--and even then he was comically earnest though lacking in any discenrnible sense of humour.
OMG what a trial that must have been.
"Here's an unusual stroke of luck.."
Is Mark Steyn the best, or is Mark Steyn the best?
lol :)
The hits just keep happenin;)
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