Top Ten Services at Whorehouse Jack's Velvet Touch "Community Clinic"...
Top Ten Services at Whorehouse Jack's Velvet Touch "Community Clinic"...
Number 10 - No Towels!
Number 9 - Seniors Night: Tuesday
Number 8 - Twenty minutes and you're on your bike!
Number 7 - Kleenex Always No Charge!
Number 6 - Every Night Is NDP Night!
Number 5 - Green Light Always On!
Number 4 - I may be 5'10" but I'm a girl, really
Number 3 - We pull to the left!
Number 2 - Electoral Poll Dancing!
Number 1 - Lose that election, so sorry, erection, it's a Chinese thing
I can't believe how your tweets just started to disappear after 6 over at #elxn41.
However, #1 is a gooder for those who flailed to follow this poor parlour parlance, but I had to explain to Mrs. Kaffir what a Mama San was after suggesting "No Oliva Chow as Mama San at front desk" and how I knew of such things.
Doesn't anybody remember Full Metal Jacket?
They disappeared? How?
I think olivia chow should speak to women rights group about the merits of gang run massage shops.
He's doing better than the Polish guy running the Liberal Party into the ground. One must wonder though, why anyone would vote for a guy who has to use a Chinese girl's hand when he has two of his own. Maybe it's because he's an intellectual and he leaves manual labour to peasants like the girl he paid to do his dirty work. No big thing, really, because ultimately it was just tax-payer money going down the ... whatever.
Taliban Jack gives new meaning in the saying; "A chicken in every pot."
" Doesn't anybody remember Full Metal Jacket? "
Own it, awesome movie, R Lee Emery is one of kind.
As for Jackoff I've got absolutely no reason to support or vote for marxist gangsters who enforce mob rule.
Go Libertarianism
I liked full metal:)
Maybe Jack will go on a fact-finding tour to China and never come back. Jack does Zhengzhou.
All I ever say is this:
If, as wife Chow claims, he did not know that he was in a cathouse, he is not competent to have a role in public life.
"Velvet touch," eh? I suppose you can get your machine buffed and shined, and your detail, er, pointed.
LOL!!
From another thread:
Jack may be the only guy in Canada who's mistaken a bawdy house for an accredited health clinic.
I always thought there was something stupid and duh about the guy.
Now I know.
Laytons favourite movie.
Free Willie.
Favourite song :
Willy and the Hand Jive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuoj4eyCMWo
Rub a dub dub an NDP leader better not have caught "the bug"..:)
Hehe good ones guys!
... on the Full Metal Jacket theme, Jack's image is going through a major malfunction.
[but he was sooooo horny that only a kinky 5'10" Chinese transgendered call girl could satisfy.]
so... when Jackie promises to reform healthcare, what he means is a "community clinic" on every street?
With MSP picking up the tab, oh boy!
For all the Full Metal Jacket fans, I suggest you follow this actor from the movie, Adam Baldwin:
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/
author/abaldwin/
http://twitter.com/#!/adamsbaldwin
Somewhat of a kindred spirit to the south.
Adam's not related to the other Baldwins. Liked him in Firefly and Chuck.
And looky dat, thanks Al, didn't know he was such a cool guy in real life.
Funny !!!
KK if you like Adam Baldwin, then you'll probably also like Kurt Schlichter, a real life comrade in arms of you!
http://twitter.com/#!/
KurtSchlichter
http://admin.bighollywood.breitbart.com/
author/kschlichter/
AND just for the politically correct...And Mr. Layton....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMA6Ftmykmc&feature=related
A Python classic;)
You are SICK!!!
But OHHHH SOOOO FUNNY!!! :-)
We aims to please;)
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