Blazing Cat Fur: Fatwa Me Elmo! Sesame Street Comes To Pakistan

Fatwa Me Elmo! Sesame Street Comes To Pakistan

You can bet Ms. Piggy won't be making any guest appearances...

Ann – – (11:34 AM): Or will Bert and Ernie still get married?
Xanthippa – (11:38 AM): Funny you should mention Miss Piggy...

I just heard on the radio that a school has asked a child to stop wearing a Miss Piggy t-shirt to school because it offends the religious sensitivities of some students.

Any guesses as to which religion?
Paul Gordon – – (11:46 AM): Love it!
Now let's look for Bert and Earnie..snort!
Bonzo – – (11:49 AM): Will "Where is Waldo" be allowed?
Blazingcatfur – – (11:50 AM): Seriously? Where? I hope not in Canada.
Bonzo – – (11:51 AM): If you see the size of these students - it could be the Pig that was offended.

Religion...maybe the Scientologists?
Blazingcatfur – – (11:54 AM): Actually only Elmo is being allowed which makes me suspect he is Muslim!
Blazingcatfur – – (11:55 AM): Not likely - the priest was killed last episode.
chayisun – – (12:18 PM): "Welcome to TALIBAN SESAME STREET!!!Boys and girls we, the taliban, are so very happy to welcome you and we have GREAT plans to show you how WONDERFUL the taliban are..is.....are....Anyway, first we want to introduce you to your leader, mohammed mohammed ben ali........''

"Welcome to TALIBAN SESAME STREET!!!Boys and girls we, the taliban, are so very happy to welcome you and we have GREAT plans to show you how WONDERFUL the taliban are..is.....are....Anyway, first we want to introduce you to your leader, mohammed mohammed ben ali........''

"Hello boys and girls. You can call me Uncle ali. Now, I want you to get
out your crayons and big pieces of cardboard....Are You ready? Now, print the following in BIG,BIG letters..."DOWN WITH IMPERIALIST PIGS!!! ZIONISTS ARE REALLY BAD!!" If you don't know how to spell the words ask your father. Isn't that FUN???"

"Wonderful Uncle Ali! What is next?"

"Now children, I am going to show you how to march!!! But first, I want to introduce you to our friends who, as you can see, are ALL wearing vests!!! Yes, and those funny looking tubes??? They are BOMBS!!! Yes children, they are our martyrs. Wouldn't you like to be like them???"

"Oh, Uncle ali, this is wonderful!! Now, can you tell us about the koran?"

"I'm glad you mentioned that! Yes, boys and girls, I want you to write to me and tell me if your parents read the koran every day! They should. If they don't, give me the address of the cave you live in and we will visit! "

"That will be a GREAT surprise for some people Uncle Ali! Now, children, I want you to know we are going to have many surprises for you in the next show, won't we uncle ali?"

"Yea we will, indeed! We are going to introduce all of you to Dora the donkey, Selma the sheep and George the goat! THEN, children, we are going to show you all how to make a BOMB!! AND we will also show the girls how to wear a burkha and to be slaves!!! AND, we will teach ALL the boys how to control their women. If you don't understand ask your father......AND, best of all, we are going to show you how to shoot a GUN!!!"

"Uncle ali, this is so much FUN!!! I can't WAIT for our next show. Until tomorrow, children, don't forget to pray 5 times each day, keep your prayer rug clean and mohammed is great."
canuckistan666 – – (12:26 PM): The religion of pieces?
canuckistan666 – – (12:40 PM): Dear children, the filthy white crusaders of the west will die in the fires of hell....we are learning the letters I BEAR. this is the way to teach those infidels to SHUT UP, and take over their 'bad' countries full of porn and gays. say these words and you shall shut up the pigs and monkeys. Pakistan means land of the pure, DON'T FORGET. Waseem, take the gum out of your mouth. Filthy western habit. Chew paan, it will only give you throat cancer...

repeat after me, children
the Letter I stands for Islamophobic
The letter B stands for Bigot
the letter E stands for extremist
the letter A stands for anti-muslim
the letter R stands for racist

repeat, rinse, rather and repeat.
Victory shall be ours!
Allah Akhbar!
Blazingcatfur – – (12:48 PM): Ha!
Blazingcatfur – – (12:49 PM): You got your hands on a script didn't you!
JustMe – – (1:02 PM): Bloody hell! Miss Piggy is my favourite Muppet! She is so subliminally sang-froid and a fashion icon!
Anne_from_Victoria – – (2:05 PM): Quote:

The U.S. is bankrolling the initiative with $20 million, hoping it will improve education in a country where one-third of primary school-age children are not in class. Washington also hopes the program will increase tolerance at a time when the influence of radical views is growing."One of the key goals of the show in Pakistan is to increase tolerance toward groups like women and ethnic minorities," said Larry Dolan, who was the head education officer for the U.S. Agency for International Development in Pakistan until very recently.---------------------------------------I am sure US taxpayers are thrilled at throwing more money at the black hole of Pakistan.
Anne_from_Victoria – – (2:07 PM): LOL!
MuniMuIa – – (2:13 PM): Oh yeah, this show will overcome 8 hours a day of head-banging zombie memorizing of the holy war manual in the local Madrassa. Astonishing the level of ignorance that still prevails in the West.
Richard Klagsbrun – (4:46 PM): For crying out loud, they even let Miss Piggy in Jewish schools. You're just not allowed to eat her there!

And so the flurry of puns began...
jzaik – – (6:14 PM): Sweet! I suggest they have a character named Mumtaz. Mumtaz will marry his first cousin, and will hate hindus, jews, and the west.

I've worked out a drawing:
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/2/128805183404518648.jpg
Blazingcatfur – – (8:19 PM): I thought that was Kermits....
Alain – – (10:11 PM): I am with JustMe. She was also my favourite when it ran on television.

Fatwa Me Elmo! Sesame Street Comes To Pakistan

Post a Comment

Feed the kitty

Fan mail...

E-mail news tips to

newz

Section 13 Thought Criminals